Definition of Skilled People

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 Project Manager: is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

 Contractor: is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

 Project Coordinator: is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

 Client: is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

 Marketing Manager: is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

 Resource Optimization: Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

 Documentation Team: thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

 Quality Auditor: is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

 Tester: is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

 HR Manager: is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months!!!


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